"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age. "
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
Wow, what a riot that Groucho Marx was. If you have never seen a movie with him and his brothers in it, I highly suggest picking up a movie or two from your local library and laughing all the way through it.
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my dad and i used to watch the marx brothers all the time. every week we'd go to the library and get a different movie each time. it was so much fun. they're so hilarious!
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